Your loins are going to love me. CONTEST ALERT.
Because I’ve been reading daily, hourly, secondly weather updates on non-meteorologists’ blogs, it’s negative five degrees here. I think I win.
Because I live in Wyoming and have adapted to only one aspect of life here–the weather–it feels fine to me and I wore my holey-crotch, see-through cotton capri PJ pants with my snow boots to the neighbor’s house to feed They Of The Enormous Brown Dangling Balls.
Because I wore that outfit, I looked AMAZING. Seriously hot. Like a snow nymph. Not at all like a hobo with rad snow boots.
Because I feel like you should know, I’m wearing a bra today.
And, because I know your loins are a-quiverin’, the sex toy contest will begin whenever I feel like it and will end whenever I feel like it. That’s pretty definitive huh?
Decisions are difficult for me.
How should we run this contest y’all? Do you want to say something in particular in the comments? Do you want to tell me if you’re wearing a bra (yes, even Goodfather)? Do you want to say “I am -Insert Your Name- who lives at -Insert Address- and can be reached at -Insert Phone Number- and I enjoy dirty sex toys? For the love of God people, tell me! Please. Let me know your thoughts and then I’ll do the complete opposite.
Because I’m rational like that.
Erin’s First Annual Sex Toy Contest, courtesy of Eden Fantasys, will begin when I press publish on Friday at 1AM.
You need to spread the good word people. It’s good sex karma. And blog friend karma. And it’ll be fun to see everyone clamoring to win the free $61.99 sex toy that has the word “throbbin’” in its name. I know you want it.
potty-mouthed responses
FIRST!!!!! First?
YES!! I’m wearing a bra. But I’m going commando as well, due to lingering groin pain. My danglies are still tender after being neutered, if you know what I mean. Wait, you don’t need to read between the lines there, I spelled it out.
Your snow-bunny costume description made ME hot.
Posted: December 17th, 2008 at 8:15 pmI have a bra on, but I cut the nipples out, so I’m not sure if it counts. I am SO PSYCHED for this contest. You must have known it’s been 44 days since I’ve been laid, and I am achin’ for some THROBBIN’ ANYTHING! Can’t wait til Friday!
Posted: December 17th, 2008 at 8:32 pmA bra? You want to know if I’m wearing a BRA?
I was so psyched for this contest, so pumped, ready to tell you about my fantasy where Beloved’s eating me raw while Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman jerk off all over me, ensconced in a mink-lined limousine, driving around downtown Podunk with the windows down.
But yeah, I’m wearing a bra.
*yawn*
Posted: December 17th, 2008 at 10:13 pmNo bra here…and although my pajama pants aren’t holey, my underwear definitely is! Sexy, sexy.
Posted: December 17th, 2008 at 11:48 pmI’m wearing a bra! I wear one all the time, even to bed. Well, not all the time because I do shower in the nude. w00t! I like to keep the girls perky and gravity=not friendly with the chestal breasty region. Plus, I hate THO so, the bra helps minimize that.
Once I had a teacher and she had THO like every single day and kids would talk about it after class and giggle…in college. I do not want to be that person. It scares me. Plus, my bras are cute, I even have a bright orange one, but right now it’s white, with stripes but the stripes are white, but a different material…like an off brand fake mystery fabric silky feeling material…this has gone on far too long.
I have no sex toys.
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 2:03 amBra on, Bra off, I will do what it takes to get something throbbing… Anything throbbing is good unless you hit your thumb with a hammer.
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 8:32 amNope, no bra. I won’t have a bra on til about noon today because I have an appointment. Usually it’s not til 3ish. I hate bras. They suck. If the girls weren’t sitting somewhere around my belly button I would never wear one. That’s hawt. Isn’t it? Oh. Well. Hmmm
I don’t know what to say about the contest. I do like the thought of something throbbing AND the husband will be off doing his military duties soon…could come in handy. Since I can’t take the toddler to THE store and she is always up my ass, I can not purchase my own…that and I am way too cheap…makes me ill…Great contest idea!
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 9:11 amIt’s a new bra, just bought it last night. Seamless. The girls are wrangled and perky.
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 9:44 amI am wearing a bar, per usual. Very basic and black but it gives me tons of lift. It was a little hefty in price but well worth it and super comfy.
Also, you need to specify a text colour for your forms.
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 1:19 pmUhmm….I don’t think you actually asked us if we were wearing a bra right now, did ya? And about Jan’s comment……ROFL……and I had to read it twice…even three times. Then HBL had to read it to me and now I’ve got that mental burned into my brain and it’s quite a sight.
Now I have a question. What is THO?
Now I have another question. Why don’t you post pictures of the enormous brown dangling balls. No, not J’s……your neighbors dogs, silly.
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pmI’m known to roam around the house nude - which is why mustang man and the small penis brigade hang around my back window waiting for a peak at my tits. But I will let you know I wear Lane Bryant bras in a 38 C to fit my 34 DD frame so it pushes my tits up to my chin and so I have a place to firmly hold my pen(s) at work.
Oh and I’m so jealous you get to wear your snow boots, all I get is rain while the rest of my state gets a foot of snow. Damn living near the beach, damn it to hell.
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 9:19 pmTHO= titty hard on aka cold hard nipples…
Posted: December 18th, 2008 at 11:47 pmNo bra and commando right now. Only wear bra to work because it is required, have been known to remove it half-way though the shift and toss in locker. I have good genes, the girls will never sag, still as perky as a 20 year olds…the rest of me…well not so good. ;(, but then we cannot have everything can we. I had an EX who liked Sex Toys (not for him) and he spent a minor fortune on them…then he would get drunk and mad and think I liked the toys better and chunk them out the back door into the mesquite/cactus/bush behind our house. I always wonder what someone will think 10 years from know when they find that glow-in-the-dark 12 inch penis?????
Posted: December 20th, 2008 at 8:04 amWell– no bra unless I really, really have to. I feel like I’m being strangled in the boobies! My sick, twisted fantasy involves me being left alone to eat a giant tray of taco dip, drink Dr. Pepper and watch “A Second Shot at Love With Tila Tequila.
And Winter hasn’t offically started yet. Please help me before I start kissing the cat on the lips.
The Minx
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